Satire Social Media

Social media is very serious in a sense. Everyone I know needs to spend more time looking at their Twitter or Facebook accounts. Taking a selfie should be a daily routine and posting it on Instagram just to hash tag Swag or Yolo is mandatory. Homework is a waste of time we should be spending more time on YouTube watching the next big star or a cat stuck in a tree. Now with social media children use their “free time” to connect with friends and not useless things like exercise and God forbid, go outside. Facebook message is awesome because people dont need to talk anymore they can just message each other by sending emojos instead of showing emotion in person. The best part about social media is that you can hide behind a screen and be whoever you want to be. Another fantastic thing is that you can tweet or look at insta while driving. This way you will have seen the last post of one of your friend before you most likely crash. Here's a thought, Skype your neighbors because then you won't have to smell their gross breath and you don't even need to shower. Now theirs no point of cooking food anymore just look at all the food everyone posts and just try to live on watching what they eat. Lastly Snap Chatting ugly pictures of yourself is good for your smile and inner beauty so next time do not be ashamed of talking an ugly selfie.